Post by Cedric Blacksilver on Jul 22, 2016 22:10:50 GMT
“Newtown, England--a little town that is anything but new with a population of probably not even two thousand somewhere off the northeastern coast of the country on a little, miserably rocky island. Made up of old, run-down buildings and equally old, run-down humans. Small-town Britain in its most dilapidated state. Where boring people go to wait for death. And yet… a place of national interest.”
Cedric stood on a rocky outcropping on the mainland, monologuing across a narrow yet tumultuous strait of grey ocean, eyes on the little island in the distance. Even from there, the salty sea wind carried scent of death. Death, mothballs, dampness, and… something colder that left a bitter aftertaste on the back of his tongue. He could feel the magic radiating off the place. It was no wonder even CAFE’s primitive instruments had picked it up.
With a sigh, Ced adjusted his CAFE standard-issue suit. Right now, he was wearing the guise of Theodore Charrington, a youthful CAFE field agent. With neatly styled black hair and sharp features, he was an imposing figure in his suit and sunglasses. The emphasis was on figure--he had to admit that the suits the executives had ordered cut an excellent silhouette, especially for how low-quality they were. And he might’ve tailored his body a little to make it fit better. No biggie.
“Puck, where are you?” He turned around and found his shadow. Right now, it was three-dimensional cat-shaped blob of darkness, appearing to sit on a rock and groom its chest.
Puck glanced up at its master’s call, although it had no eyes. It appeared to stand and walk forward, looking up at him with what Ced recognized as curiosity.
“Scout ahead for me, will you?”
The shadow’s head bobbed up and down. Ced turned towards the island, shut his eyes, and extended his mind.
He slipped into Puck’s semisentient consciousness easily, like pulling on an old glove. Taking control of his shadow, he glanced up, back towards his body standing on the cliff, then charged forward, collapsing down into a two-dimensional shadow once again.
Puck’s form blurred as he shot down the steep cliff. Hitting the water, he dodged between the wave crests. Under different circumstances, Ced would’ve been more cautious, but if any of the residents were still alive on that island--and, from the scent, he doubted it--they probably didn’t even have the eyesight left to note the little splotch homing in on the island.
The rocky shore was easily traversed by Puck’s insubstantial form, and soon Cedric was looking up at the backs of the houses of Newtown. They weren’t old enough to have ‘character’ and they weren’t new enough to be nice. With peeling paint and rusted gutters, the whole town exuded an aura of neglect--perhaps not voluntary, but neglect nonetheless.
Puck scanned the area. Nothing interesting. A frown furrowed Ced’s distant brow, and he guided his shadow up and in through the windows of one of the houses.
He entered into a bedroom, quickly sliding up a corner to the ceiling. No one in, good. Dispersing Puck’s form to make it a little less “blob of darkness” and a little more “patch of shade,” he continued further in. It was in the living room that he found the first confirmation of the townspeople’s fate: a splash of dried blood on the wallpaper. Beside it on the ground, a woman’s hand, the gold of an old wedding band darkened to black by blood.
But it was in the armchair that he found something truly horrifying: the mangled body of a dead cat. His heart sank as he guided Puck from the ceiling for a closer look. A brown and white tabby, its innards ripped out and, if he was right, devoured.
The poor creature. It would be avenged.
Ced slipped out the living room window and into a nearby shrub, pulling up to the top and looking out over the town. By corpses scattered through the streets hunched the ungainly, swaying forms of dozens of zombies. Some lumbered through the streets, blood on their clothes and jaws hanging open, eyes gazing vacantly ahead of them.
That was as expected, but more important was finding out what and how these corpses were animated.
There were two options that immediately came to mind. The first, and more obvious, was Necromancy. A powerful necromancer might be able to reanimate an entire town, perhaps with the aid of an artifact. The second, and considerably more worrying, was that a swarm of Object-Possessing Demons had been called forth from the Other and possessed the dead bodies of the townspeople. That would be considerably more worrying, requiring an extended rift to the Other to be opened.
He’d conduct tests on that when he was actually there. For now, more scouting.
A quick examination told him that the only wildlife left were crows, pecking at the scraps on the ground. Sliding up behind a gutter, Ced shifted Puck’s form into that of a three-dimensional crow (regardless of how they were possessed, there was no way they’d be able to tell the difference) and took to the skies.
As Puck handled pretending to fly, Ced turned his focus downwards. He couldn’t spot any survivors. Again, hardly surprising.
What was significantly more worrying was that he saw no general movement of the zombies. They appeared to be simply milling about mindlessly, which made him lean towards Necromancy. Perhaps some enterprising Alchemist had conjured up, with the assistance of an artifact, enough Necromantic energy to raise a couple hundred zombies, but not was still handling the controlling bit. Either way, they weren’t being nearly destructive enough for OPDs. But that was simple postulation. He couldn’t say for sure until he got a read on the aetheric signature.
Even from just piloting Puck, though, he could feel where the source of the magic was coming from. The northeastern coast. Puck banked, and Ced honed in his focus, scanning the ground below.
Oh… ew. What were those? Puck dropped a little, descending closer.
More corpses, but these much older and much nastier. They were coated in barnacles, black and blue bodies bloated. Seaweed and rags hung limply on their grotesque form.
Draugr. How perfectly--
Puck dodged suddenly, and a bolt of frigid, dirty water slid right by them. Ced cursed, directing his focus down to where the bolt had come from.
“Oh, my,” he whispered, with his distant body. “You, sir, look like an octopus had sex with a leper, and then the baby was put on steroids and drowned. Twice.”
That could only be one thing. A Named Demon.
Ced knew rudimentary Exorcisms, the sorts of things one would use to tidy the kitchen after a bad day, but that would require a specialist.
Before he left, he focused his mind once more. There was a second possible point that magic was exuding from. Perhaps this demon had assistance from an artifact.
Puck wheeled higher and began to make its way back towards Cedric’s body while Ced withdrew his mind from his shadow. Re-opening his eyes, he looked out on the distant island. Unless he changed his eye structure to a bird of prey’s, he couldn’t even see his shadow from here.
Reaching into a pocket, Ced pulled out a cell phone. Not his standard-issue CAFE one, either, a cheap, disposable thing.
He dialed a number and lifted it to his ear, waited for the third ring tone, and then hit the buttons for one and three in quick succession. There was a click as the line was transferred, then the line began to ring again.
The line picked up. “H-Hello?” came an old woman’s voice.
“Yes. Hello. Binturong? Yes, it’s--”
“Oh, Ceddy-poo! Dear, are you requesting some tea be sent to your location? I’ve got some--”
“No, no, no thank you, I don’t want tea. Thank you for asking.”
“What about some macaroons?”
“No, no, I’m on the jo--” Ced paused. “Actually, yes. I’ll take those.”
“That’s a good boy, Ceddy. I’ll give you the ones with the special creme.”
“That… that would be good, yes, thank you.”
“You’ve eaten today, haven’t you? I do hope you have, Ceddy, I’d hate to--”
“Yes, yes, I’ve eaten today. You’re distracting me. I’m calling on important Board business, Binturong, and I--”
“What about some snickerdoodles? I’ve just made a fresh batch.”
Damn this woman and her distractions. “Remind me why we put you in charge of board communications again?”
“Because I knew how to bypass the wiretapping from those folks at the Doughnut, and I could set up an aetheric-matrix operator board large enough to service the whole Coven, and I was apparently the only one who knew how to convert cellular radio waves from any phone into perquantaschismic waves capable of transmitting information to a completely aetherized base, from what you all told me.”
Ced smiled. That was it. “Ahh. Yes. I remember now.”
There was an unhappy grumble from the other side. “I don’t.”
“You slept through that meeting.” Ced flicked up his arm and checked his watch. “Anyway. There’s--”
“How many macaroons, Ceddy dear?”
“Oh--uh, hmm. How many do you have?”
“Two dozen.”
“I’ll take a dozen, then. That’s about a meal, right? Whose blood?”
“That artist grandson of Mrs. Smith two doors down. Percival. He was such a fine young chap! And you should have seen his still life, Ceddy.”
Ced’s brow furrowed. “I… don’t recall him being on the donation list from that little blood drive you did.”
“Oh, he wasn’t around for that, sweetie. He was having tea with us and I slipped in some sleeping powder. When he took a nap I hooked him up and pulled out a couple pints for you. And don’t worry about Mrs. Smith, she was busy making her tomato basil soup--have you ever tried it? I’ll send some of that too, Ceddy dear.”
With a sigh, Ced reached up and covered his head with his hand. “You drugged a young man in his grandmother’s house and stole his blood. Binturong, you can’t keep pulling shit like that, CAFE might catch on. Speaking of. Binturong. I need an Exorcism specialist.”
A grandmotherly sigh. “Ceddy, what ancient cook book did you go poking your nose into now?”
“I didn’t! Honest!” He gave another sigh, this one exasperated. “Not this time, at least. You remember that hotspot of energy that popped up last night? Right by the border?”
“Yes, I do. It absolutely ruined my sleep! I just kept tossing and turning. Gave me a back ache!”
“I’m very sorry, Binturong. But turns out CAFE picked it up too.”
“Pfah. Ain’t that a miracle.”
“Right? Anyway. I arranged to go investigate in my agent disguise. One of them. And there’s easily a Lexia-Hasfield class four out here, possessing some amalgamation of flesh.”
“Hrmph. I’ll see who we have in the area.”
“And zombies.”
“Alright, alright.” There was the sound of shuffling. “I’ll get you an expert capable of handling a class four. And I’ll send them with your macaroons.”
“That sounds great. Thanks, Binturong.”
“Of course. Take care, dearie.”
“You too.” Ced pulled the phone away from his ear, hung up, and then tossed it over the cliff and into the ocean.
Then he sat down on the boulder and waited, his shadow settling into an appropriate shape behind him.
Cedric stood on a rocky outcropping on the mainland, monologuing across a narrow yet tumultuous strait of grey ocean, eyes on the little island in the distance. Even from there, the salty sea wind carried scent of death. Death, mothballs, dampness, and… something colder that left a bitter aftertaste on the back of his tongue. He could feel the magic radiating off the place. It was no wonder even CAFE’s primitive instruments had picked it up.
With a sigh, Ced adjusted his CAFE standard-issue suit. Right now, he was wearing the guise of Theodore Charrington, a youthful CAFE field agent. With neatly styled black hair and sharp features, he was an imposing figure in his suit and sunglasses. The emphasis was on figure--he had to admit that the suits the executives had ordered cut an excellent silhouette, especially for how low-quality they were. And he might’ve tailored his body a little to make it fit better. No biggie.
“Puck, where are you?” He turned around and found his shadow. Right now, it was three-dimensional cat-shaped blob of darkness, appearing to sit on a rock and groom its chest.
Puck glanced up at its master’s call, although it had no eyes. It appeared to stand and walk forward, looking up at him with what Ced recognized as curiosity.
“Scout ahead for me, will you?”
The shadow’s head bobbed up and down. Ced turned towards the island, shut his eyes, and extended his mind.
He slipped into Puck’s semisentient consciousness easily, like pulling on an old glove. Taking control of his shadow, he glanced up, back towards his body standing on the cliff, then charged forward, collapsing down into a two-dimensional shadow once again.
Puck’s form blurred as he shot down the steep cliff. Hitting the water, he dodged between the wave crests. Under different circumstances, Ced would’ve been more cautious, but if any of the residents were still alive on that island--and, from the scent, he doubted it--they probably didn’t even have the eyesight left to note the little splotch homing in on the island.
The rocky shore was easily traversed by Puck’s insubstantial form, and soon Cedric was looking up at the backs of the houses of Newtown. They weren’t old enough to have ‘character’ and they weren’t new enough to be nice. With peeling paint and rusted gutters, the whole town exuded an aura of neglect--perhaps not voluntary, but neglect nonetheless.
Puck scanned the area. Nothing interesting. A frown furrowed Ced’s distant brow, and he guided his shadow up and in through the windows of one of the houses.
He entered into a bedroom, quickly sliding up a corner to the ceiling. No one in, good. Dispersing Puck’s form to make it a little less “blob of darkness” and a little more “patch of shade,” he continued further in. It was in the living room that he found the first confirmation of the townspeople’s fate: a splash of dried blood on the wallpaper. Beside it on the ground, a woman’s hand, the gold of an old wedding band darkened to black by blood.
But it was in the armchair that he found something truly horrifying: the mangled body of a dead cat. His heart sank as he guided Puck from the ceiling for a closer look. A brown and white tabby, its innards ripped out and, if he was right, devoured.
The poor creature. It would be avenged.
Ced slipped out the living room window and into a nearby shrub, pulling up to the top and looking out over the town. By corpses scattered through the streets hunched the ungainly, swaying forms of dozens of zombies. Some lumbered through the streets, blood on their clothes and jaws hanging open, eyes gazing vacantly ahead of them.
That was as expected, but more important was finding out what and how these corpses were animated.
There were two options that immediately came to mind. The first, and more obvious, was Necromancy. A powerful necromancer might be able to reanimate an entire town, perhaps with the aid of an artifact. The second, and considerably more worrying, was that a swarm of Object-Possessing Demons had been called forth from the Other and possessed the dead bodies of the townspeople. That would be considerably more worrying, requiring an extended rift to the Other to be opened.
He’d conduct tests on that when he was actually there. For now, more scouting.
A quick examination told him that the only wildlife left were crows, pecking at the scraps on the ground. Sliding up behind a gutter, Ced shifted Puck’s form into that of a three-dimensional crow (regardless of how they were possessed, there was no way they’d be able to tell the difference) and took to the skies.
As Puck handled pretending to fly, Ced turned his focus downwards. He couldn’t spot any survivors. Again, hardly surprising.
What was significantly more worrying was that he saw no general movement of the zombies. They appeared to be simply milling about mindlessly, which made him lean towards Necromancy. Perhaps some enterprising Alchemist had conjured up, with the assistance of an artifact, enough Necromantic energy to raise a couple hundred zombies, but not was still handling the controlling bit. Either way, they weren’t being nearly destructive enough for OPDs. But that was simple postulation. He couldn’t say for sure until he got a read on the aetheric signature.
Even from just piloting Puck, though, he could feel where the source of the magic was coming from. The northeastern coast. Puck banked, and Ced honed in his focus, scanning the ground below.
Oh… ew. What were those? Puck dropped a little, descending closer.
More corpses, but these much older and much nastier. They were coated in barnacles, black and blue bodies bloated. Seaweed and rags hung limply on their grotesque form.
Draugr. How perfectly--
Puck dodged suddenly, and a bolt of frigid, dirty water slid right by them. Ced cursed, directing his focus down to where the bolt had come from.
“Oh, my,” he whispered, with his distant body. “You, sir, look like an octopus had sex with a leper, and then the baby was put on steroids and drowned. Twice.”
That could only be one thing. A Named Demon.
Ced knew rudimentary Exorcisms, the sorts of things one would use to tidy the kitchen after a bad day, but that would require a specialist.
Before he left, he focused his mind once more. There was a second possible point that magic was exuding from. Perhaps this demon had assistance from an artifact.
Puck wheeled higher and began to make its way back towards Cedric’s body while Ced withdrew his mind from his shadow. Re-opening his eyes, he looked out on the distant island. Unless he changed his eye structure to a bird of prey’s, he couldn’t even see his shadow from here.
Reaching into a pocket, Ced pulled out a cell phone. Not his standard-issue CAFE one, either, a cheap, disposable thing.
He dialed a number and lifted it to his ear, waited for the third ring tone, and then hit the buttons for one and three in quick succession. There was a click as the line was transferred, then the line began to ring again.
The line picked up. “H-Hello?” came an old woman’s voice.
“Yes. Hello. Binturong? Yes, it’s--”
“Oh, Ceddy-poo! Dear, are you requesting some tea be sent to your location? I’ve got some--”
“No, no, no thank you, I don’t want tea. Thank you for asking.”
“What about some macaroons?”
“No, no, I’m on the jo--” Ced paused. “Actually, yes. I’ll take those.”
“That’s a good boy, Ceddy. I’ll give you the ones with the special creme.”
“That… that would be good, yes, thank you.”
“You’ve eaten today, haven’t you? I do hope you have, Ceddy, I’d hate to--”
“Yes, yes, I’ve eaten today. You’re distracting me. I’m calling on important Board business, Binturong, and I--”
“What about some snickerdoodles? I’ve just made a fresh batch.”
Damn this woman and her distractions. “Remind me why we put you in charge of board communications again?”
“Because I knew how to bypass the wiretapping from those folks at the Doughnut, and I could set up an aetheric-matrix operator board large enough to service the whole Coven, and I was apparently the only one who knew how to convert cellular radio waves from any phone into perquantaschismic waves capable of transmitting information to a completely aetherized base, from what you all told me.”
Ced smiled. That was it. “Ahh. Yes. I remember now.”
There was an unhappy grumble from the other side. “I don’t.”
“You slept through that meeting.” Ced flicked up his arm and checked his watch. “Anyway. There’s--”
“How many macaroons, Ceddy dear?”
“Oh--uh, hmm. How many do you have?”
“Two dozen.”
“I’ll take a dozen, then. That’s about a meal, right? Whose blood?”
“That artist grandson of Mrs. Smith two doors down. Percival. He was such a fine young chap! And you should have seen his still life, Ceddy.”
Ced’s brow furrowed. “I… don’t recall him being on the donation list from that little blood drive you did.”
“Oh, he wasn’t around for that, sweetie. He was having tea with us and I slipped in some sleeping powder. When he took a nap I hooked him up and pulled out a couple pints for you. And don’t worry about Mrs. Smith, she was busy making her tomato basil soup--have you ever tried it? I’ll send some of that too, Ceddy dear.”
With a sigh, Ced reached up and covered his head with his hand. “You drugged a young man in his grandmother’s house and stole his blood. Binturong, you can’t keep pulling shit like that, CAFE might catch on. Speaking of. Binturong. I need an Exorcism specialist.”
A grandmotherly sigh. “Ceddy, what ancient cook book did you go poking your nose into now?”
“I didn’t! Honest!” He gave another sigh, this one exasperated. “Not this time, at least. You remember that hotspot of energy that popped up last night? Right by the border?”
“Yes, I do. It absolutely ruined my sleep! I just kept tossing and turning. Gave me a back ache!”
“I’m very sorry, Binturong. But turns out CAFE picked it up too.”
“Pfah. Ain’t that a miracle.”
“Right? Anyway. I arranged to go investigate in my agent disguise. One of them. And there’s easily a Lexia-Hasfield class four out here, possessing some amalgamation of flesh.”
“Hrmph. I’ll see who we have in the area.”
“And zombies.”
“Alright, alright.” There was the sound of shuffling. “I’ll get you an expert capable of handling a class four. And I’ll send them with your macaroons.”
“That sounds great. Thanks, Binturong.”
“Of course. Take care, dearie.”
“You too.” Ced pulled the phone away from his ear, hung up, and then tossed it over the cliff and into the ocean.
Then he sat down on the boulder and waited, his shadow settling into an appropriate shape behind him.
Tags: Isarquin Sorel
Notes: so Binturong just sorta happened.
And this may or may not actually make sense I'M SORRY
Notes: so Binturong just sorta happened.
And this may or may not actually make sense I'M SORRY